The ____ thing I read today

Weirdest. Funniest. Most interesting. Strangest. Sickest.  Awesome-est.  The man who loves cars:

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was “making love” to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah’s Witnesses.

But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.

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3 Responses

  1. If the cars consented, then it’s okay in my book!

  2. That may have been the fastest comment ever. Are you stalking?

  3. Weird, but not as weird as the man who had a fetish for ashtrays.

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