Best use of a wax Tiger

Chris Matthews asked on his weekly news show whether panelists thought Tiger Woods would ever regain his former iconic status.

Then a few nights later on NBC’s Parks and Recreation, the question was answered:

Tom: I used to love Tiger Woods because he was a great champion. But after that sex scandal? The man is a god.”

Tiger’s eventual return to iconic stratosphere is inevitable.

He plays’ golf.  The PGA still lets John Daly participate and Tiger is only about infinitely times better than him.

Two words and one popular former president: Bill Clinton.  He’s the most popular living US president, right?

Tiger’s mistake (well, his second mistake) was all the secrecy and weirdness.  And the somber tones, but he didn’t kill anyone, he just dragged, and dragged, and dragged this out.

If he had been more private and less secretive, he could have gotten out in front of this, checked into rehab, given Michael Douglass a shout out, and been back on the tour by now.

If Tiger loses the 4 month old stale tears and accepts the fact that the media is  now going to skewer him relentlessly, he’ll be better off. Just accept it.  Don’t embrace but own it, ala Clinton.

The sooner Jay Leno is making unfunny innocuous jokes about this, the sooner Tiger is on the way to his second act and the first tee.

With that in mind, here is my personal favorite for best use of a wax Tiger Woods in a picture.  You’d think they would have seen this coming…

And Tiger, if none of this works, you can always count on Jesse James…

Thanks to Emily for sharing…and congratulations on nuptials.

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6 Responses

  1. 1 this is awesome 2 that guy on parks and rec is awesome 3 can I say again that is an awesome picture?

  2. btw you should really move that chick to the top of your post, just saying

  3. That looks like a knee slapping time. too bad they let women on the course now!! haha

  4. Hell, look at the Hangover — people have forgiven Mike Tyson and he did far worse (and if you count biting a guy’s ear off, he did far worse twice) AND he never even regained the dominance in sports that Tiger definitely will.

    And I will second she is hot!

  5. 80s slow clap.

    clap.

    Clap.

    CLAP.

    CLAP CLAP CLAP

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