Vampire Tired of Getting Sucked Dry By Bank

Somehow through some legal manuevering this impressive Philadelphia resident seems to have outsmarted his bank and foreclosed on them.

Towards the end of the interview the news anchor says, ‘Now everyone waking up and watching this is wondering…’ and I was expecting him to say, ‘Is this guy really a vampire??’ but alas he did not.

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6 Responses

  1. that’s one smart vampire.

  2. Wow, only in Philadelphia. Looks like some kids from our grad school classes!

  3. @ Wow. Caitlin, glad you went there and I did not.

  4. I love that at no point in this story of how he dominated a bank did anyone feel it necessary to address the elephant in the room.

    This is how I know we as a society are progressing. Vampires are treated the same as everyone else.

  5. That is so typical of Fox. The gays can’t get married, but because this guy is good with money, they’re totally cool with him.

  6. I’ll say it again. I don’t know how this hasn’t gone totally viral yet…

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